icameas-roman:

trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

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T A R D I S  »  Time And Relative Dimension In Space.

T A R D I S  »  Time And Relative Dimension ISpace.

superclones:

"Because I’m pretty sure that every minute of every day, you’ve been stuck in a lab right beside me. At the academy, at sci-ops, this plane. You’ve been beside me the whole damn time."

Track Title: House By The Sea

Artist: Moddi

Album: Set The House On Fire

ssufficiently:

in my heart I belong in a house by the sea

fairytalesfor20somethings:

Alice’s friends were probably out at the movies or going on dates, but she had much more exciting plans for her Friday night: Spend hours scrolling through Tumblr-land.

fairytalesfor20somethings:

Alice’s friends were probably out at the movies or going on dates, but she had much more exciting plans for her Friday night: Spend hours scrolling through Tumblr-land.

a practical guide to becoming a true pun master

animeteen:

  1. accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
  2. say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
  3. ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
  4. know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.