Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power
T A R D I S » Time And Relative Dimension In Space.
"Because I’m pretty sure that every minute of every day, you’ve been stuck in a lab right beside me. At the academy, at sci-ops, this plane. You’ve been beside me the whole damn time."
Two kinds of people
in my heart I belong in a house by the sea
Alice’s friends were probably out at the movies or going on dates, but she had much more exciting plans for her Friday night: Spend hours scrolling through Tumblr-land.
Oxford comma catastrophe
THIS IS THE ONE
THIS IS THE ONE THAT I WAS ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT
France NT Alphabet: Didier Deschamps
- accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
- say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
- ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
- know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.